Well Then

Apparently in India, bodybuilders get midgets for trophies.

The 21st Century Is Sexy

I have no idea why this video exists, but this is the kind of shit I've been wanting to see for a long time. I still feel like advanced slow motion technology is underutilized. Here's some more stuff I'd like to see in super slow motion:

The boobies in the above video getting shot with a Super Soaker.

A hippie getting hit by a Hummer.

A hippie getting hit by any hybrid car (sweet irony).

Dwight Howard's Superman dunk.

Gallagher smashing a Watermelon.

A white man's fall from grace into homelessness.

That's about all I could think of at the moment. I'm sure some more will come to me in due time.

Why I Went To See "Rambo" Last Night

This review was highly persuasive and the main reason I spent my hard earned money to go see Rambo last night. And you know what? That kid was totally right! The movie was badass and there was hardly any diologue, just like Secxman said. Thanks Sexman. You know that Sexman has to get tons of ass. I mean, just look at him, pure unadulterated badass.

You're probably wondering how I came across Sexman's articulate and informative review. Well I saw it on a fantastic movie blog that I read regularly called FilmDrunk. I suggest you check it out.

India; Where A Man Can Still Be A Man

Fuck Yes. That guy was so badass. I can only hope that one day I will be able to make an entrance as grand as the one that guy made. Rolling up my sleeves and just oozing with swagger. Very cool. I think I'm going to move to India because a man can still be a man there. Political corect-ness is keeping me and many other dudes from reaching our full badass potential. This clearly is not a problem in India. I'm on my way to Bollywood. NAMASTE!

THE REBIRTH...

OK, I haven't posted in over 2 months for a number of reasons. However I'm not here to make excuses like I have in the past. As you have surely noticed, I felt like the site needed a new look. I'm back for real this time so look for me to post frequently.