LaDainian Tomlinson and Kimbo Slice Workout Together

Pretty self-explanatory.

Cuban's Don't Take Disqualification Very Well

A Cuban Tae Kwon Do badass kicked an Olympic judge in the face this weekend because the judge called him a "Maricon" (that means fag in Spanish). The AP has some other explanation of the incident:

BEIJING -- Cuba's Angel Matos deliberately kicked a referee square in the face after he was disqualified in a bronze-medal match, prompting the World Taekwondo Federation to recommend that he be banned for life.

"We didn't expect anything like what you have witnessed to occur," said WTF secretary general Yang Jin-suk. "I am at a loss for words."

Yang also recommended Matos' coach be banned.

Matos was winning 3-2, with 1:02 left in the second round, when he fell to the mat after being hit by his opponent, Kazakhstan's Arman Chilmanov. Matos was sitting there, awaiting medical attention, when he was disqualified for taking too much injury time. Fighters get one minute, and Matos was disqualified when his time ran out.

Matos angrily questioned the call, pushed a judge, then pushed and kicked referee Chakir Chelbat of Sweden, who required stitches in his lip. Matos spat on the floor and was escorted out.

This report is culturally biased and I don't buy it. I gotta side with my fellow Cuban. The video is from a shitty angle, but here it is anyway.

K-Ci and JoJo Are Great Live

This is a video of K-Ci and Jojo in concert recently and Jojo passes out while K-Ci just keeps on singing. It's great. I love the part where Jojo falls down and the big security guard dude just walks right past him and picks up the mic. I was surprised to hear white people talking during the video. I read under the description of the video that this was in Sydney, Australia. I has no idea that these guys had enough white fans to perform in Australia.

You're Kidding Right?

Madonna is on the cover of New York Magazine this month. They say some shit about how she has the "new face". Do they mean that she looks good? She used to be alright but now she looks like Willem Dafoe. If I happened to see Madonna I wouldn't be surprised if she threw an exploding pumpkin at me while flying on a green hovercraft.

Willem Dafoe, for those who don't know. See what I did there? I got rhymes for days.

Getting PWND by Mother Nature

Some dipshit in Florida thought it would be a good idea to go kite surfing during a hurricane. Here's the story followed by a video.

FORT LAUDERDALE,Florida,August 18/08'Emergency officials have been warning South Floridians to seek shelter during Tropical Storm Fay but a man in Fort Lauderdale seeking some thrills on the rough surf didn't heed that warning and ended up in the hospital after being hurt in an astonishing kite boarding accident that was caught on camera.

A news crew was on Fort Lauderdale beach at A1A and eas More..t Las Olas Boulevard when a huge gust of wind from Fay blew down the beach and took the kite boarder by surprise. The kite boarder was harnessed into his sail when the wind violently picked him up and slammed him onto the sandy beach. Then, he was dragged across the sand before being lifted up into the air again and blown across the street where the wind slammed him into a building.

Witnesses ran to help the unidentified kite surfer who lay crumpled on the ground in pain.