Kanye West "Love Lockdown" VMA Perfromance

I'm very happy that 'Ye performed his new single at the VMA's. This shit is amazing. I can't even begin to say how much I appreciate the way he continues to push the envelope. If only more rap artists had the balls to go out on a limb the way Kanye does, we might not have to listen to bullshit like Soulja Boy. Enjoy the clip:

So I Was At Bed Bath and BeyOOGAARGHHAGH

This reminds me of one of my favorite all time movie scenes. The scene is in Problem Child 2. I could only find a clip dubbed in Spanish, but it's not like this has any profound dialogue. Enjoy.

This Never Stopped Me

You gotta love how the "good boy" looks terrified. I still don't get why this kid can't ignore the kid who's beating off and go to sleep, but then again I've been living in San Francisco for 4 years. Random people jacking off in public is pretty much par for the course here. I could probably fall asleep with a circle jerk going on in my room. I saw this pic when I was 10 years old. All it did was make be think that I should jack off standing up as opposed to doing it in my bed. That lasted for like 5 days and then I got lazy and went back to beating off in bed.

LaDainian Tomlinson and Kimbo Slice Workout Together

Pretty self-explanatory.

Cuban's Don't Take Disqualification Very Well

A Cuban Tae Kwon Do badass kicked an Olympic judge in the face this weekend because the judge called him a "Maricon" (that means fag in Spanish). The AP has some other explanation of the incident:

BEIJING -- Cuba's Angel Matos deliberately kicked a referee square in the face after he was disqualified in a bronze-medal match, prompting the World Taekwondo Federation to recommend that he be banned for life.

"We didn't expect anything like what you have witnessed to occur," said WTF secretary general Yang Jin-suk. "I am at a loss for words."

Yang also recommended Matos' coach be banned.

Matos was winning 3-2, with 1:02 left in the second round, when he fell to the mat after being hit by his opponent, Kazakhstan's Arman Chilmanov. Matos was sitting there, awaiting medical attention, when he was disqualified for taking too much injury time. Fighters get one minute, and Matos was disqualified when his time ran out.

Matos angrily questioned the call, pushed a judge, then pushed and kicked referee Chakir Chelbat of Sweden, who required stitches in his lip. Matos spat on the floor and was escorted out.

This report is culturally biased and I don't buy it. I gotta side with my fellow Cuban. The video is from a shitty angle, but here it is anyway.

K-Ci and JoJo Are Great Live

This is a video of K-Ci and Jojo in concert recently and Jojo passes out while K-Ci just keeps on singing. It's great. I love the part where Jojo falls down and the big security guard dude just walks right past him and picks up the mic. I was surprised to hear white people talking during the video. I read under the description of the video that this was in Sydney, Australia. I has no idea that these guys had enough white fans to perform in Australia.

You're Kidding Right?

Madonna is on the cover of New York Magazine this month. They say some shit about how she has the "new face". Do they mean that she looks good? She used to be alright but now she looks like Willem Dafoe. If I happened to see Madonna I wouldn't be surprised if she threw an exploding pumpkin at me while flying on a green hovercraft.

Willem Dafoe, for those who don't know. See what I did there? I got rhymes for days.

Getting PWND by Mother Nature

Some dipshit in Florida thought it would be a good idea to go kite surfing during a hurricane. Here's the story followed by a video.

FORT LAUDERDALE,Florida,August 18/08'Emergency officials have been warning South Floridians to seek shelter during Tropical Storm Fay but a man in Fort Lauderdale seeking some thrills on the rough surf didn't heed that warning and ended up in the hospital after being hurt in an astonishing kite boarding accident that was caught on camera.

A news crew was on Fort Lauderdale beach at A1A and eas More..t Las Olas Boulevard when a huge gust of wind from Fay blew down the beach and took the kite boarder by surprise. The kite boarder was harnessed into his sail when the wind violently picked him up and slammed him onto the sandy beach. Then, he was dragged across the sand before being lifted up into the air again and blown across the street where the wind slammed him into a building.

Witnesses ran to help the unidentified kite surfer who lay crumpled on the ground in pain.

Ray Gun? No Fucking Way!

Apparently the Pentagon has developed a Ray gun that hurts you as long as you're in the beam and the pain goes away as soon as you move out of the way. It's kind of like having a nagging ass girlfriend. It's fucking painful when she's bitching at you, but once you get away to a bar or to watch the ball game you're OK again. They've pretty much harnessed that power and maid it into a gun. Here's a clip:


Pretty cool huh? I felt his pain, like when my past girlfriends would bitch about me playing Madden, "No I can't talk right now. It'll be five minutes. I'm halfway through the 3rd quarter." Fucking works every time. That plea probably wouldn't work against a ray gun though.

Well Then

Apparently in India, bodybuilders get midgets for trophies.

The 21st Century Is Sexy

I have no idea why this video exists, but this is the kind of shit I've been wanting to see for a long time. I still feel like advanced slow motion technology is underutilized. Here's some more stuff I'd like to see in super slow motion:

The boobies in the above video getting shot with a Super Soaker.

A hippie getting hit by a Hummer.

A hippie getting hit by any hybrid car (sweet irony).

Dwight Howard's Superman dunk.

Gallagher smashing a Watermelon.

A white man's fall from grace into homelessness.

That's about all I could think of at the moment. I'm sure some more will come to me in due time.

Why I Went To See "Rambo" Last Night

This review was highly persuasive and the main reason I spent my hard earned money to go see Rambo last night. And you know what? That kid was totally right! The movie was badass and there was hardly any diologue, just like Secxman said. Thanks Sexman. You know that Sexman has to get tons of ass. I mean, just look at him, pure unadulterated badass.

You're probably wondering how I came across Sexman's articulate and informative review. Well I saw it on a fantastic movie blog that I read regularly called FilmDrunk. I suggest you check it out.

India; Where A Man Can Still Be A Man

Fuck Yes. That guy was so badass. I can only hope that one day I will be able to make an entrance as grand as the one that guy made. Rolling up my sleeves and just oozing with swagger. Very cool. I think I'm going to move to India because a man can still be a man there. Political corect-ness is keeping me and many other dudes from reaching our full badass potential. This clearly is not a problem in India. I'm on my way to Bollywood. NAMASTE!

THE REBIRTH...

OK, I haven't posted in over 2 months for a number of reasons. However I'm not here to make excuses like I have in the past. As you have surely noticed, I felt like the site needed a new look. I'm back for real this time so look for me to post frequently.