Ray Gun? No Fucking Way!

Apparently the Pentagon has developed a Ray gun that hurts you as long as you're in the beam and the pain goes away as soon as you move out of the way. It's kind of like having a nagging ass girlfriend. It's fucking painful when she's bitching at you, but once you get away to a bar or to watch the ball game you're OK again. They've pretty much harnessed that power and maid it into a gun. Here's a clip:


Pretty cool huh? I felt his pain, like when my past girlfriends would bitch about me playing Madden, "No I can't talk right now. It'll be five minutes. I'm halfway through the 3rd quarter." Fucking works every time. That plea probably wouldn't work against a ray gun though.