You may or may not know that I have already done a post about R.Kelly's upcoming album, "Double Up". In that post I reviewed the track listing and offered some thoughts on the titles. Well it appears that Kells had tossed us a curve ball and has changed things up a bit, electing to piss on the previously published list. Here are the songs that did not appear on the first listing.
"Get Dirty" is a collaboration with Chamillionaire. Nothing too crazy here. The true standouts of the new track listing are "The Zoo" and "Sex Planet". I cannot wait to hear both of these songs. Knowing R. Kelly, "The Zoo" is going to have plenty of references to how he fucks like a beast or something. Don't be surprised if he goes all the way and makes direct references to bestiality. "Sex Planet" has to be a classic. I'm hoping that it is about R. Kelly getting stranded on some far away planet where all he does is have sex with the alien life forms. I'm betting that he actually makes this song a satirical stab at the Bush administration. Another new track is "Rise Up" which is a tribute to the victims of the Virginia Tech shootings. I hope he does this appropriately, but we all know that propriety is not one of Robert Sylvester Kelly's hallmarks. At this point, I'd be satisfied as long as he doesn't stage an encounter with the shooter, Seung-Hui Cho, which ends with Kelly pissing on Cho.
2 comments:
is that a diamond encrusted tongue belt buckle? def. has something to do with cunnilingus
haha yeah that belt buckle is absolutely absurd
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