Thursday, March 29, 2007

Diddy is A Liar, But Meticulous

Everyone's favorite self-absorbed Rap mogul, Diddy, claims to have had sex with his lady for "at least 30 hours". Diddy went on to say:
"As meticulous as I am with my work, I'm more meticulous with lovemaking. I like to do it for a long time"
Yeah, OK. You can't have sex for 30 hours dude. Most people can't stay awake for 30 hours straight without Red Bull, Adderall, or some other kind of amphetamine, but I suppose Puff is really meticulous. That must be it, I mean if he wasn't so meticulous about his work he wouldn't have been able to make this great song and music video.

Wow! That fucking sucked. Is he serious? Was that a joke that I just didn't get? He needs to spend less time having tantric sex and spend a bit more time on the music side. I'm convinced that if I put a salamander, kazoo, and a microphone together in a room, my amphibious friend would make a better song than that Diddy song.

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