Philadelphia Eagles Head Coach, Andy Reid (pictured above) is taking a leave of absence until mid-March to handle some family business. Basically, Reid is going home to straighten out his fuck up sons, Britt and Garrett. If he didn't want his sons to be douchebags, he shouldn't have given them douchy names. They both got in trouble with the law in the same day, one for crashing a car while being high on heroin and the other one pulled a gun on someone in a fit of road rage and had coke in the car. Way to go guys! Now your Dad has to miss the combine and entrust his dipshit assistant, Marty Morninwheg, with evaluating all of the talent at the scouting combine later this month. I hope those fucking insane Philly fans beat the shit out of the Reid boys for fucking up their 2007 Draft class.
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