This week's honoree is Spanish crooner and bedroom stallion, Julio Iglesias. Iglesias has sold over 250 million records worldwide and performed over 5,000 concerts. You have to figure that Julio had sex twice for every record sold and five times for each concert. That that means Julio had sex at least 500,025,000 times...that we know of. His musical career started in the 1970's and he's been stroking non-stop ever since. It would be safe to assume that Julio has had sex on just about every kind of public transportation and in every English, Spanish, French, German, and Italian speaking country. Julio is a very virile man but, unfortunately, his sperm appears to have a half-life. He has two sons from his first marriage, Julio Jr. and Erique. Neither of which have become the man that their father is. Rumor has it that Julio Iglesias is the real father of the Dreamboat himself, Tom Brady. That would explain a lot.
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